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  1. #46
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    thousands of different queries.. i mean. ****.. like that's an actual
    slam on databases??

    lol

    i'd rather have thousands of queries than a dozen spreadsheets.. any
    day of the week.
    i'd be honored to have thousands of queries.

    but i could do anything in one query that you can do..
    and most of the formulas are even THE SAME. So you can take your
    worthless Excel knowledge and turn it into something useful.. instead
    of having to recreate the wheel week in and week out; you can build it
    once and then it's easy to run a report for different weeks.

    in excel; you have a different version of the report every week with
    different numbers..

    it's just a diseased way of doing business. keeping all your logic and
    all your data in a dozen different workbooks.. i mean-- that is
    inefficiency at it's most dangerous form.

    CRYSTAL REPORTS.. or ACCESS. Sure it might cost a little bit more for
    one or two users; but Excel is just a dead end street..

    100 spreadsheets can't SAVE a company.. 100 database reports CAN.

    -aaron


  2. #47
    Harlan Grove
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    aaron.kempf@gmail.com wrote...
    >you're wrong.. subqueries and temp tables can do anything like that
    >that you need to... and it's a LOT more scalable than Excel..


    A macro assembler can do anything I want to do on a computer too, but I
    know better than to use one to reinvent wheels inefficiently.

    >you can write views and sprocs-- using drag and drop.. it is just a lot
    >more practical than Excel.. you keep all your data in one place; and
    >you dont have to email 200mb spreadsheets.. you can email around small
    >reports instead


    Can you write sprocs in Access that run against MDB files? Can non-IT
    users with read-only access to database servers create them? Or views?

    And how, exactly, would views be all that much help? If I wanted
    rolling N-period averages of values in some table, I'd need a separate
    view for repeated inner joins for each possible value of N. You just
    don't get it that while it's possible to generate tables with records
    composed of values from different records in some source table, that
    particular referencing mechanism in SQL is more complicated and less
    understandable than the equivalent referencing syntax in damn near all
    other software. I realize you don't believe it, but there are times
    arrays and explicit indexing are superior to SELECT queries on tables.

    Another thing you're failing to understand is that nearly all non-IT
    dept business users *LACK* developer access to their company's database
    servers. On the other hand, if they have Excel at all, they can develop
    in Excel.

    Keeping data in one place presupposes users can *STORE* their data
    centrally. Most non-IT users with some database server access can only
    *LOAD* company data from central store. Their own data is stuck on
    their own machines.

    Your lack of perspective prevents you from understanding this.

    >or.. get this.. URLS
    >if you put your logic into a database then it is easy to build it as a
    >webpage.. so it's easy to share it between offices for example


    If you can post anything to your company's intranet servers. Again,
    most non-IT people can't.

    It'd be easy enough to write an Excel workbook to pull data via
    external queries, then use spreadsheet formulas to produce final
    results, then e-mail the workbook. That's what most non-It people do
    because that's the *ONLY* means they have to share results in a
    more-or-less automated manner. Maybe some of them wouldn't know how do
    this any other way, but if no other way is possible, it'd be highly
    inefficient to waste time learining useless alternatives.


  3. #48
    Harlan Grove
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    aaron.kempf@gmail.com wrote...
    >thousands of different queries.. i mean. ****.. like that's an actual
    >slam on databases??
    >
    >lol


    Running them, sure. Writing them is a whole different issue. So some
    idiot actually would pay you to write

    SELECT (D1.val + D2.Val) / 2 AS MA2PT
    FROM D AS D1 INNER JOIN D AS D2 ON D1.key = D2.key + 1;

    SELECT (D1.val + D2.Val + D3.val) / 3 AS MA3PT
    FROM (D AS D1 INNER JOIN D AS D2 ON D1.key = D2.key + 1)
    INNER JOIN D AS D3 ON D2.key = D3.key + 1;

    SELECT (D1.val + D2.Val + D3.val + D4.val) / 4 AS MA4PT
    FROM ((D AS D1 INNER JOIN D AS D2 ON D1.key = D2.key + 1)
    INNER JOIN D AS D3 ON D2.key = D3.key + 1)
    INNER JOIN D AS D4 ON D3.key = D4.key + 1;

    ....

    rather than fire you for wasting time by not using Excel when it's the
    more efficient tool?

    >i'd rather have thousands of queries than a dozen spreadsheets.. any
    >day of the week.
    >i'd be honored to have thousands of queries.


    And how long would it take you to write them?

    >but i could do anything in one query that you can do..


    OK, show hou to create an amortization table in *ONE* query.

    >in excel; you have a different version of the report every week with
    >different numbers..


    No, *YOU* generate weekly reports. If that's all you're good for, you
    should be using a database.

    >it's just a diseased way of doing business. keeping all your logic and
    >all your data in a dozen different workbooks.. i mean-- that is
    >inefficiency at it's most dangerous form.


    Sometimes it is inefficient, but it's flexible. Far more users have
    Excel and shared .XLS files than have database server access rights
    needed to do anything more than run SELECT queries against company
    data, not their own customer's data.

    >100 spreadsheets can't SAVE a company.. 100 database reports CAN.


    Reports don't save companies. The discipline needed to keep a clean,
    accurate set of books does, and that could be done in databases,
    spreadsheets or even paper & pencil (gosh, there were companies that
    made money before there were computers?!). I'll bet Enron produced lots
    of DBMS-generated reports, fat lot of good it did their shareholders
    and employees!


  4. #49
    Jamie Collins
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet


    Harlan Grove wrote:
    > Pulling things from *MULTIPLE* tables is easy. Pulling related
    > information from the *SAME* table but from different records is
    > *DIFFICULT*. If I'm wrong, prove it! Show us how to do it elegantly!


    Here's an Access/Jet stored proc to calculate as per your moving
    average example:

    CREATE PROCEDURE harlen (:arg INTEGER = 1) AS
    SELECT T1.row_ID,
    (SELECT AVG(T2.data_col)
    FROM Test AS T2
    WHERE T2.row_ID BETWEEN T1.row_ID
    AND T1.row_ID - (:arg - 1))
    AS moving_avgerage
    FROM Test AS T1;

    :arg replaces your value in cell C$1 i.e. a parameter used to vary the
    number of points in the moving average.

    >From the 10 minutes I spent on it I can't be not sure this is 100%, but

    you can see that the solution *is* a simple (elegant?) subquery and
    certainly does not require an extra join for each number of points.

    Dare I suggest your 'spreadsheet mentality' prevent you from seeing
    this <g>?

    Jamie.

    --


  5. #50
    Harlan Grove
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    Jamie Collins wrote...
    ....
    >Here's an Access/Jet stored proc to calculate as per your moving
    >average example:
    >
    >CREATE PROCEDURE harlen (:arg INTEGER = 1) AS
    >SELECT T1.row_ID,
    >(SELECT AVG(T2.data_col)
    >FROM Test AS T2
    >WHERE T2.row_ID BETWEEN T1.row_ID
    >AND T1.row_ID - (:arg - 1))
    >AS moving_avgerage
    >FROM Test AS T1;
    >
    >:arg replaces your value in cell C$1 i.e. a parameter used to vary the
    >number of points in the moving average.


    Is row_ID necessary in the result table?

    >From the 10 minutes I spent on it I can't be not sure this is 100%, but
    >you can see that the solution *is* a simple (elegant?) subquery and
    >certainly does not require an extra join for each number of points.
    >
    >Dare I suggest your 'spreadsheet mentality' prevent you from seeing
    >this <g>?


    Possibly. Now you get to deal with the remaining abstractions that
    spreadsheets can provide:

    =AVERAGE(OFFSET(INDIRECT("'"&WorksheetName&"'!"&DataColumnRange),
    ROW()+K,0,N,1))

    That is, how would you go about making the table and field names
    parameters as well?

    But nice that someone rose to at least one challenge. I figured it was
    beyond Aaron's grasp. So moving along to another, wanna try the one in

    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...e=source&hl=en

    (or http://makeashorterlink.com/?G1082238B ).


  6. #51
    Jamie Collins
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    Harlan Grove wrote:
    > Now you get to deal with the remaining abstractions that
    > spreadsheets can provide:
    >
    > That is, how would you go about making the table and field names
    > parameters as well?


    I'm not falling for that one <g>. A SQL table represents a set of one
    or more entities and their attributes, not a dumb data store. A
    procedure that operates on a table, any table, regardless of what it
    represents in the data model make no sense. Do a Google search using
    "dynamic SQL".

    I could post a procedure that takes a delimited string of dumb values,
    parses it into rows and columns and puts the values into a generic
    table and point my earlier procedure at this generic table, but what
    would that prove? It does illustrate an interesting point though: just
    because something is easier to do in Excel (because it is more
    flexible) does it should be done? I've seen (and done) all sorts of
    strange things in Excel for a multitude of reasons (for the challenge,
    for fun, like Everest "because it's there") which made no 'business'
    sense at all, and some of these in a business scenario (but mainly in
    ****'s blog <g>).

    > But nice that someone rose to at least one challenge. I figured it was
    > beyond Aaron's grasp. So moving along to another, wanna try <<snip>>


    And I decline the amortization table in SQL challenge, too <g>. SQL
    isn't a good statistical tool: SQL implementations, such as Jet
    (Access) have relatively few mathematical functions and standard SQL
    has only basic ones e.g. doesn't even have MOD.

    The things SQL does best are as follows:

    1. Data management
    2. Erm ...
    3. That's it!

    The point is, SQL does data management so well that it's hard to
    justify using anything else.

    There's a MVP and regular in these groups who I respect highly but
    admits 'doesn't do SQL', who will post dozens of lines of
    complex-looking VBA code to loop through a range, filtering for certain
    values, etc. This is how code used to be written, I understand, before
    SQL was invented; indeed was the catalyst for SQL being invented i.e.
    needing a simple, standard way of saying SELECT mycolumn FROM mytable
    WHERE anothercolumn = value.

    It flies in the face of nearly 40 years of data management development
    when verbose proprietary procedural code is chosen in preference to
    simple SQL. I know because when I've posted a single line of SQL in the
    same thread as a VBA loop solution, the OP has thanked Pete Daverson
    (name changed to protect the innocent).

    I'm not bitter; in fact, I find it amusing. The gurus in the Excel
    newsgroups prefer VBA loops because it is more palatable to the newbies
    and VBA dabblers (procedural mindset, difficult to think in sets, etc).
    The same gurus probably know and use SQL in their professional capacity
    but they, like aaron, also know the truth: if SQL is best for data
    management then Excel is not the tool for data management.

    Among all the 'noise', aaron makes a few good points very badly.

    Jamie.

    --


  7. #52
    Harlan Grove
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    Jamie Collins wrote...
    ....
    >The point is, SQL does data management so well that it's hard to
    >justify using anything else.

    ....

    Fine. If one needs to perform data management, as distinguished from
    data entry (so managing data already entered in some in-house computer
    system), then I agree rdbms's are usually best.

    It's the mathematical manipulation of that data that generally isn't
    well suited to rdbms's.

    >I'm not bitter; in fact, I find it amusing. The gurus in the Excel
    >newsgroups prefer VBA loops because it is more palatable to the newbies
    >and VBA dabblers (procedural mindset, difficult to think in sets, etc).
    >The same gurus probably know and use SQL in their professional capacity
    >but they, like aaron, also know the truth: if SQL is best for data
    >management then Excel is not the tool for data management.


    Agreed. However, management isn't the only thing one does with data.

    There's also the question whether OPs have access to Access. Excel is
    on lots more PCs than Access, and even if one has Access doesn't mean
    one can do anything more than run SELECT queries against company
    databases. So, if OPs post in Excel newsgroups, respondents are on
    solid ground assuming they have Excel. It's much less safe to assume
    they have Access, and giving Access-only replies is at best off-topic.

    That said, I agree about the overuse of VBA and procedural code in all
    the Excel newsgroups other than .programming. Myself, I try to stick to
    formulas to the greatest extent possible and resort to VBA only to
    extend formulas for the most part. I've made a few naive plugs for
    using SQL.REQUEST instead of complex array formula, but have stopped
    doing so after learning of memory leak problems with it in some
    versions.


  8. #53
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
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    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    sprocs and views ARE written with Access. It is called ACCESS DATA
    PROJECTS. MDB is friggin dead.. SQL Server has taken over the world.

    I still disagree with your understanding of the popularity of Access.
    I dont think that there is a single company in the nation with more
    than 5,000 employees that doesnt have Access installed on SOME of their
    desktops.

    Over the past 7 years; I have been at a half dozen companies with over
    ONE HUNDRED access databases.

    That is a lot of reports...

    Access isn't aimed for IT people. Access is aimed at end users.

    Having end users create views and sprocs-- that is not as bad of a deal
    as it sounds. I learned to write queries in Access after an hours'
    worth of training. Not that big of a deal.

    I just strongly disagree with your understanding of Access on the
    desktop. And even if your end users dont have Access; they can still
    use the Access Runtime if ONE person at the company buys Office 2000
    Developers edition.. I'm not sure of the licensing with newer versions
    of office; I just dont have time to deal with companies that aren't
    willing to invest in their workers.

    and just for the record; cutting and pasting data between worksheets---
    running macros--- that is NOT an automated manner.

    basing your reports on queries that you store on the SERVER --- as is
    FREE with MSDE and Access Data Projects-- this is the best way to run a
    business. Since you can change a sproc in one place instead of
    changing 100 MDB queries.. or instead of changing 1,000 spreadsheets.

    I just dont see the logic in usgin Excel at all.

    It is absolutely a disease. You guys are a disgrace to your companies;
    modernize, or be kicked to the curb.


  9. #54
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    SQL Server 2000 is a superior statistical tool than Excel. Using
    Analysis Services-- free with a SQL Server 2000 standard or enterprise
    license-- is a much better way to calc these types of numbers.


  10. #55
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    I dont see the risk with letting people create views and sprocs. give
    them their own sandbox.. ****; i'll give each person their own database
    if you want.

    -Aaron


  11. #56
    Harlan Grove
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    aaron.kempf@gmail.com wrote...
    >sprocs and views ARE written with Access. It is called ACCESS DATA
    >PROJECTS. MDB is friggin dead.. SQL Server has taken over the world.


    Wrong again. Take a look at DBMS market share data. Oracle and IBM are
    still ahead of Microsoft, which means (in qualitative terms since I
    know you're mathematically challenged) that most business users work
    for companies that don't have SQL Server. ADP isn't useful for them.
    Other DBMSs provide stored procedures and views, but they can't be
    created using Access, though I suppose it may be possible to create
    'linked tables' via ODBC to non-Microsoft DBMSs as part of MDB Access
    databases.

    MDB isn't dead. It's the only useful option for people in companies
    that don't run SQL Server.

    >I still disagree with your understanding of the popularity of Access.
    >I dont think that there is a single company in the nation with more
    >than 5,000 employees that doesnt have Access installed on SOME of their
    >desktops.


    You're probably right that in most companies there are *SOME* seats
    that have Office Professional. The question would be whether any of
    those seats are outside the IT department. Where I work, I have Access,
    but I'm the only one out of 22 people. There are other departments in
    this field office, and I'm not certain what they have, but it's
    unlikely more than a small fraction of them have Access. As for the
    non-IT departments in home office with which I work, there are again a
    few people with Access but most without it.

    It's simple economics. Access costs more. Maybe not a lot per seat, but
    multiply it by a lot of seats and the costs add up.

    >Access isn't aimed for IT people. Access is aimed at end users.


    Granted. However, the access rights needed to do any sort of
    development with ADP are generally restricted to IT departments only.
    Few people outside IT and/or outside home offices have anything more
    than read-only access to central company databases. Maybe ADP could let
    them create reports, but I doubt it's a back door to allow them to
    create views and stored procedures much less their own tables.

    >Having end users create views and sprocs-- that is not as bad of a deal
    >as it sounds. I learned to write queries in Access after an hours'
    >worth of training. Not that big of a deal.


    It's nice you believe this. All you need to do now is become a CIO
    somewhere and change the IT department culture to allow outside users
    to do this. After a few weeks in which naive users bring system
    throughput to a crawl because of poorly constructed queries and tables,
    everyone else will wake up, and you'll have the opportunity to work for
    some other company.

    There's a reason few companies allow this. Casual database use is
    harmless as long as the tables are small and the queries simple. Casual
    database development with large company tables and complex queries, on
    the other hand, is begging for trouble. The only way it makes sense to
    provide limited development access to company databases is to provide
    such part time developers with basic database development training.
    That costs $$$, so it simply isn't going to be given to more than a
    handful of non-IT users.

    You don't seem to understand this.

    Now you and I may have learned what we know about application
    development on our own (disclosure: I took a 2-day class on Paradox 18
    years ago and a 12 week SAS data step programming course at night
    school 15 years ago, and that represents the total post-college
    classroom training I've ever had), but that's not the case for most
    non-IT business users who generally don't want to do development. We're
    the wierdos because we like doing it and so are self-motivated to learn
    this.

    You don't seem to understand this either.

    >I just strongly disagree with your understanding of Access on the
    >desktop. And even if your end users dont have Access; they can still
    >use the Access Runtime if ONE person at the company buys Office 2000
    >Developers edition.. I'm not sure of the licensing with newer versions
    >of office; I just dont have time to deal with companies that aren't
    >willing to invest in their workers.


    Fortunately it's up to company managers, not you, to decide how to
    expend company resources. You'd just spend, spend, spend . . .

    >and just for the record; cutting and pasting data between worksheets---
    >running macros--- that is NOT an automated manner.


    Macros not automated? How do you define automated? I'd guess you mean
    procedural==bad, nonprocedural==good.

    >I just dont see the logic in usgin Excel at all.


    That's because you can't comprehend that anyone uses computers to do
    anything other than generate periodic reports against company data.


  12. #57
    Harlan Grove
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    aaron.kempf@gmail.com wrote...
    >SQL Server 2000 is a superior statistical tool than Excel. Using
    >Analysis Services-- free with a SQL Server 2000 standard or enterprise
    >license-- is a much better way to calc these types of numbers.


    So how'd it be useful creating amortization tables?! Show us all how
    much easier it'd make this particular task, which is intentionally
    simple with few steps so there's some small chance you could figure out
    how to do it.


  13. #58
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    Excel is definitely the WRONG tool for the task in about 2/3rds of the
    situations that it is used.

    Access -- MDB-- is almost always the wrong tool for the task.

    the thing is that Excel isn't a TOOL.. it is like SOLITAIRE-- just a
    waste of everyone's time.

    I'm not saying that Access should be used everywhere. I'm saying that
    you and your diseased excel dorks deserve to be kicked to the curb for
    not adapting.

    You're not USING computers-- you are stuck in the pen and pencil era.
    Since all excel is, is a glorified pen and pencil


  14. #59
    aaron.kempf@gmail.com
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet

    multiple nested sql statements are READABLE.

    having a thousand different cells that have 1,000 different formulas--
    that each say IF(A1='MON', 'MONDAY', IF(A1='TUE', 'TUESDAY,
    IF(A1='WED', 'WEDNESDAY', IF(A1='THU', 'THURSDAY', IF(A1='FRI',
    'FRIDAY'), 'WEEKEND')))))))

    It is MUCH easier to join to a table that can translate between these 2
    things. I mean-- for christ sakes.. are you really claiming that this
    is FUNCTIONAL?

    -aaron


  15. #60
    Jamie Collins
    Guest

    Re: The best elegant solution to override 65k rows limit in a sheet


    aaron.kempf@gmail.com wrote:
    > SQL Server 2000 is a superior statistical tool than Excel. Using
    > Analysis Services-- free with a SQL Server 2000 standard or enterprise
    > license-- is a much better way to calc these types of numbers.


    I can't agree with you on that one.

    Did you notice how Harlan can argue from both sides of the fence? This
    is why I can see right through you ....


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