The Bad Threads

[Paul]

Even though it's not from our forum, I had to post this one. 150 lines of code, which I'm guessing the requestor didn't write a line of, and they just want to add a "Zone" as if that meant anything to the rest of us. And the user has over 900 posts there. Beautiful.

http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showthread.php?t=372929

[madbloke]

Heh! I reckon I've been guilty of a couple of these! Sorry!

Best one I've seen recently was a thread where a guy asked a question. 10 minutes later, he posted an 'Anyone?' message. About 20 minutes after that, he posted 'I'm REALLY not happy with the lack of help I'm getting here!'

[mudraker]

Knocking a suggestion/reply is always a good respomse

I am not familiar with the working with that function, so I don’t think that it will work

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-prog...ro-to-run.html

[ChemistB]

LOL Mudraker. That one is a classic.

[mewingkitty]

I remember seeing that, Mudraker. I was holding myself back from asking him if he understood how nuclear fusion worked, and if not, why the sun was still on fire.

[mudraker]

From where i am it is 8:41 pm & dark so therefore the sun can't be on fire

[Cheeky Charlie]

+ 10 logics to you, Mudraker.

Dub yourself King of Logic and wear a paper crown around the office (out of a cracker is fine, but extra points for making it yourself).

[shg]

now want i want is to under each column date have a formula that magically looks at the date in 1. and works out how many months there are before this date to the beginning of the year stated at the top of the column and also how many from that date to the end of the year stated at the top of the column. next i need it to take the number of months before the date by 2. and then times the number of months after the date by 3. and add together

i am happy if i can get this far as the next stage still hasn't been made clear to me as to what is required but its likely to be either that the total of above then has to be mulitplyed by 4. OR take the answer the answers to above before adding together i.e. months x 2. and months x 3. are then multiplyed by two different figures then added together (hope that makes sense)

My eyes are bleeding ...

[Paul]

My brain tried to escape out my left ear half-way through reading that. Lucky for me I had my finger in there, otherwise I might be even more useless.

[split_atom18]

Hi everyone,

I want to create a form by pressing a button.I want to maka a maco to do that so can anyone tell me how to do that.

I had to hold back on this one, how do you keep calm?

[ChemistB]

This one was fielded by NBVC. It makes perfect sense

I don't want a VBA solution - I was looking for something (non macro) that I would use in a macro, but also be using outside of macros.

[NBVC]

This one was fielded by NBVC. It makes perfect sense

LOL,,I was actually going to post that very one here.. it took me several reads .. but then I figured I'd guess the OP is looking for something like the List feature... Notice how long it took before I posted the answer to that..


I guess I am a glutten for punishment as a recent one here was also fielded by yours truly too

[split_atom18]

Hi everybody,

I am getting problem in sorting the records in Access 2007.The records in Microsoft Access 2007 database table can be sorted A to Z or Z to A for text, memo or hyperlink data types. Number, currency and autonumber data types can be sorted from smallest to largest or largest to smallest. The Date/Time data type can be sorted oldest to newest or newest to oldest while the Yes/No data type can be sorted selected to cleared or cleared to selected.

Can anyone have some solution.

Thanks in advance.

Are any of you mind readers?

[mudraker]

How about a thread that it is crossposted & has no discription of what is required - Need to access another forum to read what is required

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-prog...-workbook.html

[dominicb]

...and you, Mudraker, never lifted a finger to help.

Shame on you, man.

DominicB