The Bad Threads

[daddylonglegs]

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-gene...formatted.html

Mame kept quoting whole posts, which annoyed me (it always does). I asked her to stop, and she quoted that post back to me.

I gave her an infraction, and got a PM seconds later: "Why did you do that? Don't you want to help me?!" I PM'd her back, and explained briefly, and asked her again.

Meanwhile, back in the thread, she did it four more times.

I figured Mame need a day off, so I went to her profile ... and then stopped when I saw her DOB: Jan, 1915. I PM'd: "Mame, are you really 94?" Seconds later, "Yes!!"

I reversed the infraction.

Please remember my kindness to Mame when I post here at 94.

Are you still going to be around next year then, shg?

[pike]

LOL shg your a hard man

[Cheeky Charlie]

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-gene...formatted.html

Mame kept quoting whole posts, which annoyed me (it always does). I asked her to stop, and she quoted that post back to me.

I gave her an infraction, and got a PM seconds later: "Why did you do that? Don't you want to help me?!" I PM'd her back, and explained briefly, and asked her again.

Meanwhile, back in the thread, she did it four more times.

I figured Mame need a day off, so I went to her profile ... and then stopped when I saw her DOB: Jan, 1915. I PM'd: "Mame, are you really 94?" Seconds later, "Yes!!"

I reversed the infraction.

Please remember my kindness to Mame when I post here at 94.

Are you still going to be around next year then, shg?

lol

Having read the thread, I think I would not have been so generous.

PS and yes, it is not straightforward to nest quotes like this ^

[teylyn]

http://www.excelforum.com [snip]...

Are you still going to be around next year then, shg?

lol

Having read the thread, I think I would not have been so generous.

PS and yes, it is not straightforward to nest quotes like this ^

Yes, it comes dangerously close to constructing an array formula at half past midnight

I followed the Mame/shg exchange live (except for the PMs, of course) ... it was hilarious! This forum really makes me smile!

[martindwilson]

anyone had a go at this one?
http://www.excelforum.com/excel-gene...asurement.html
i dont understand a word(but thats me) but the pdf attached really threw me.

[darkyam]

I saw that one and opened the PDF. I was tempted to ask for a version in English. On the other hand, it's a nice compliment that the OP thinks we can all understand that with no further explanation.

[teylyn]

How about this:

I can't get my workbook below 2.46mb and its only one calendar and a list of 8 things.

source

[broro183]

I laughed like Darkyam did (post 89 of this thread) when I read the first thread of this question mentioned by Teylyn (post 88 of this thread) & feel I have to link the second/"duplicate" thread: http://www.excelforum.com/excel-gene...xt-number.html

Maybe my posting here (if I end up beating the others) will give the involved people a bit more time to kick back & relax - ever felt you may as well be talking to a brick wall???

Rob

[Cheeky Charlie]

http://www.excelforum.com/excel-gene...el-2007-a.html
/unsubscribe

[shg]

/unsubscribe

That should be /subscribe, should it not?

[rwgrietveld]

I always like these:

Hi everyone,

I'm really sorry to post this in here, for some reason when I try to create a new thread in the main part of the forum it asks me to log on, even though I'm already logged on.

Anyway, when I enter my password again it just returns me to the log on page, but that's after it's welcomed me back!
Anyway, I would normally return at a later date and try again, however, I'm in a rush today as I have to complete a spreadsheet for my boss (and as I'm at risk of redundancy I want to impress him).

On to the question... I would be really grateful if someone could help me with the following:

[Cheeky Charlie]

That should be /subscribe, should it not?

Uh, yeah, maybe. Stop quoting whole posts in replies shg.

[JP Romano]

I'm just glad not to see any of mine on here!

[Cheeky Charlie]

We heard you were coming so we deleted the links to your threads

[DonkeyOte]

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