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“None of us is as good as all of us” - Ray Kroc
“Actually, I *am* a rocket scientist.” - JB (little ones count!)
Banned for being too local in your thinking.
Banned for not suggesting to think out of the cell err I mean Square
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I don't void confusion, I create it
It's "box" Banned for thinking two dimensionally.
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Banned for not getting the Excel pun of "thinking outside the cell."
Banned for not carrying your Pun Police ID.
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Banned for Policing our fun
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I don't void confusion, I create it
I ban you for using using an illegal word--"reban"
Pah. Banned for considering lexicon a legal matter.
Banned for making legal judgments without passing the bar.
Also banned for use of onomatopoeia.
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Banned for not making a legal drink to pass around from the bar
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I don't void confusion, I create it
Banned for using the word "bar" when now it's a ribbon.
ChemistB
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I ban myself for having the weird thought of replacing VBA and formulas with a java2k compiler!
( brief synopsis of java2k :-
Java2K is not a deterministic programming language, but a probabilistic one. Even for built-in functions, there is only a certain probability the function will do whatever you intend it to do. All Functions have two different implementations. At runtime, based on a pseudo-RNG, the actual implementation is choosen. This is in line with common physicalist assumptions about the nature of the universe - there is never absolute security, there is always only probability.
Java2K uses a 11-based number system, which is a very good approximation of the 10-based decimal system for many purposes, including counting up to and including 9.
Java2K has a garbage collection: memory is freed when the program exits, or, at random intervals, whichever comes first.
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Update 12-Nov-2010 Still job hunting!
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Everyone Banned for lack of wearing RAY-BANS while banning others >> I've got mine
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Banned for trying to be the coolest of the cool
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