The Banning Thread

[ratcat]

Rules: Ban the user above you!

I might start the thread by saying that you (Whoever you may be) are banned for having a low post count.....the next post would retaliate by saying that i am banned for criticising you for having a low post count. Doesn't even matter if you have....its just for fun.

So......who's going to be game enough to ban me




Disclaimer: Remember this thread is just for FUN. This thread has no intentions of being a direct personal attack on the poster(s). If there is problems of abuse, the mods will use there real power and ban.
Mods also have to power to change the rules of this game.

[teylyn]

I'm banning you for not showing up here often enough. If you were online more, we'd be able to enjoy much more of your brilliant threads. After all, it's you who started the joke thread. This has lead to many eye-wiping moments, for which you are ultimately responsible, although some of the best jokes are really from pike.

Anyway. I'm banning you for not posting here often enough.

[ratcat]

Banned for banning me twice in the same breath

[teylyn]

You can't ban me for banning you! I'm banning you for banning me for banning you. Or some such ...

Now someone can ban me for using ellipses. Romper??

[martindwilson]

I'm banning teylyn just coz a welsh harp is such an obscure user name

[romperstomper]

Then I'll ban you for preventing me from banning teylyn for using ellipses!

[Paul]

I'm banning myself for reading this thread and posting just to increase my thread count.

[teylyn]

I'm banning Paul because, as a moderator, he should be aware of the fact that posts in the Water Cooler result in

post_count = post_count + 0

PS @ Martin: I managed to mis-spell it, too. The actual Welsh word for "harp" is telyn, but my version is pretty unique on the web, so if you happen upon this moniker, you can be pretty certain that it's me

[ConneXionLost]

I'm banning Teylyn for not mis-spelling the term "monicker" or "monikker" as it should be properly mis-spelled in accordance with jocular tradition, especially when referring to a monicker derived from mis-spelling, namely her own monikker.

[teylyn]

ouch! (this post not available for banning)

A moniker (or monicker) is another term for a nickname, pseudonym, or cognomen. Typically, the title is used as a personal or professional name, instead of the person's given name, for works of art, music, books, or performances. Monikers are commonly used in small subcultures such as in railroad tramping (i.e.,"Baltimore Red") and on Internet message boards.

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moniker
So I'm being banned for not mis-spelling 'moniker'? =rept("ouch",10)

[ratcat]

Banned for not playing the rules of the game...ouch

Hahahahaha

[darkyam]

Banned for using a bearded dinosaur as an avatar. Dinosaurs had no beards.

[NBVC]

How can you be certain all dinosaurs had no beards? Banned!

[darkyam]

I ban you for not knowing reptiles don't have hair.

[NBVC]

Well reptiles are not supposed to have feathers either...yet it is thought that velociraptors and oviraptors had feathers!...reban!