Constructing sentences using fields (database-like)

Hi.

Normally, I have a rough idea where to start with these sorts of things but this one has me beat.

For a real estate office, I have to come up with a way of constructing multiple variations of a sentence from pre-defined fields.

Example:
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The exact fields will be given to me later and I have the property addresses broken up by street number/name and suburb.

So I need excel to extract every conceivable sentence using those fields (the results can be spat out into another cell or multiple cells on another sheet)

Examples:
1. Your house at address 1 is ready for inspection
2. Your house at address 1 is awaiting pest control
3. Your apartment at address 5 is ready for inspection
4. Your land at address 3 has been approved for development

Etc and so on.

I realise the total number of permutations in that little lot equals 4^3 (64) and there are hundreds of properties to add in. It has been explained WHY they need this but I still don't get it. I'm just the monkey, not the organ-grinder.

I've been struggling with this for a week and I still cannot think of a logical formula.

Any help is MASSIVELY appreciated.