in xls (97) it breaks everything, too many levels of nesting . . .
on xlsx B2,
=IF(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;) = CONCATENATE(A2;" is currently online.");REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");FIND(" UTC";REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");1);LEN(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;","));"");REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");FIND(" UTC";REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");1);LEN(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;","));""))
on xlsx D2,
=IF(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$2;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;) = CONCATENATE(A2;" is currently online.");TODAY();REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");FIND(" UTC";REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;",");1);LEN(REPLACE(REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-3;FIND(":";REPLACE(OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1;FIND(":";OFFSET('DO NOT MODIFY #1'!$B$3;(ROW()-2)*3;0;;);1)+1;"");1)-1;","));""))
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