What's below Newbie?

To say I am an excel novice would be an extreme understatement. I'm basically a clean slate (blank spreadsheet).

I was a full-time massage therapist for many years, but took a 'convenient' e-commerce job around the corner from my home in 2010, and now find myself in management and creating spreadsheets on a daily basis. I've been reading and utilizing excel forums pretty regularly, but finally bit the bullet and joined out of severe desperation, but also a genuine desire to get better at excel... and also to fix a very specific and perplexing (to me) logic issue.

Thank you in advance to all those who have the patience to assist-- I'm a very quick learner once the foundation is built, the first brick laid being: How to attach documents to your posts... thanks again benishiryo!