So there's this fella who's been working in the dept I've joined for about 5 years, longest serving team member by far......you'd think he'd know everything there is to know about the system but since he's a bone idle bullsh*t merchant.....the excuse he uses most of the time is he didn't remember.....

Therefore, I've started taking the mickey out of his 'memory' at every opportunity. So far I've used:


"It must be really handy having your memory around Christmas, you can wrap your own presents."

"You know how your missus reminds you when it's her birthday so you don't forget?" Turn to another colleague: "How many did she have last year?" "Six."

"Dave, do you remember......this is going to turn out to be a silly question isn't it? Yeah, disregard."



I need more.....and google isn't being helpful.