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    A bit of advice on writing good questions

    If you use one of the following phrases in your post:

    I hope that's clear
    I guess I didn't explain that very well
    This is hard to explain
    I hope you can understand this LOL!

    Then it is probably worthwhile to go back to see if you can explain your question more thoroughly.
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    +1

    I've noticed this as well.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    I think we should put our heads together and write a tutorial on how to write a good question.

    I suppose Rule #1 should be to use a good subject. Easy to say, not so easy to implement. I can give some examples even if I can't explain it.
    Need help - worst possible subject
    Need help with SUMIFS - better
    Need help with SIMIFS from another workbook - even better
    Rule #1.5 - It's a corollary to Rule #1 - if you can get your wording right, Google is your friend. Look for a solution that has already been posted. Or at least read what other people have said about it and it may give you ideas on how to phrase your question and what factors may or may not be important.

    Rule #2 - Attach a sample workbook. This is probably my biggest peeve. There are questions that can be answered without having to include a workbook: maybe about one in 20. The other 95% of the time, a workbook helps lot and in most cases, the issue can't be resolved at all without a workbook. People are more likely to respond to a thread with a sample workbook. People, including self, either do not have time or inclination to type in data that the poster probably already has.

    Rule #3 - Include good data that can illustrate your point. There should be enough data to exercise the logic. If there are exceptions, then include at least one example of each exception. You should have enough data to produce a reasonable output, but we don't need all 750,000 records. Anywhere from a dozen to a hundred records is usually good enough.

    Rule #4 - Before and after. Even if you can't produce the result you want, you can create what you want the results to look like manually. Otherwise, how do we know we got it right? It is OK to use pictures for this purpose, but a sample worksheet is probably better.

    Rule #5 - Note cross posts. If you are casting your net on every board in hopes of an answer, that's OK, but provide links so we don't waste time answering a question that has already been answered somewhere else.

    Rule #6 - 'Fess up. I try to gauge where people's competence level is by the number of posts. However, this is not a reliable indicator. If you are a total novice, that's OK. If you are at an intermediary level, that tells me something too. I like to provide an explanation that doesn't "fly over the user's head" but on the other hand, I don't want to bore them with information they already know.

    Rule #7 - Got an error? Record it! Provide a screen shot. Tell us what you had to do to cause the error to happen.

    Rule #8 - Tell us what you've tried already. Sometimes we'll think, "Well, of course that won't work." other times it will be "That should work! Why doesn't it?"

    Rule #9 - Use a good profile. The version of Office that you are using DOES matter. Also location can be important. Regional settings may matter; they may even affect the code. Once I wrote:
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    Since jaar is year over there. (I'm learning a lot from all over the map on this board)
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    OK, that's off the top of my head. It obviously needs improvement. I am sure I've forgotten things. I am sure there are things that need to be expanded. I'm a big boy and I can take the hits so feel free to criticize.
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    I often see "I'm doing x but it doesn't work," especially with VBA. I have a standard reply for that:

    Please explain what "doesn't work" means.
    • Does the code run?
    • Does it run but do nothing?
    • Does it produce error messages? If so, what do the messages say?
    • Does it produce unexpected/wrong results? If so, how do the results differ from what you expect?
    • Does it hang?

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    To which I add, "Give me a screen capture of the highlighted line of code in the debugger."

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Perhaps you could add these questions to the "canned replies"?

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    I often see "I'm doing x but it doesn't work," especially with VBA. I have a standard reply for that:

    Please explain what "doesn't work" means.

    Does the code run?
    Does it run but do nothing?
    Does it produce error messages? If so, what do the messages say?
    Does it produce unexpected/wrong results? If so, how do the results differ from what you expect?
    Does it hang?Perhaps you could add these questions to the "canned replies"?
    Perhaps they can be added to the " canned replies"?

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    I believe that experts and gurus can add canned replies and make them visible to all. It's via the user profile.

    Settings > Your Canned Replies (bottom left).
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    I will be glad to write something up and clean it up a bit after I get a bit more feedback. Also I need to search my own memory - I used to write specifications, so there's some stuff in the archives between my ears that I need to pull out. Give me another week

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Think you'll find that the worst offenders for such offenses are the type of posters least likely to read threads such as this...
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Olly View Post
    Think you'll find that the worst offenders for such offenses are the type of posters least likely to read threads such as this...
    Good point but at least we can commiserate....

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe Le Mokko View Post
    Perhaps they can be added to the " canned replies"?
    I have done so under the heading

    Explain "Doesn't Work"

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by Olly View Post
    Think you'll find that the worst offenders for such offenses are the type of posters least likely to read threads such as this...
    So then just include this link.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by dflak View Post
    So then just include this link.
    And expect plenty of tl;dr style response...

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by AliGW View Post
    I believe that experts and gurus can add canned replies and make them visible to all. It's via the user profile.

    Settings > Your Canned Replies (bottom left).
    Thanks ALI, I didn't realize I had been bombarded " expert". ( which I really am not)
    OTOH I rather leave these things to those who spend more time here than I, as they know better what is useful or not

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Can we auto delete posts that contain:

    "I need a code..." (however, "I need some code..." is perfectly acceptable).

    "it doesn't work..."

    "Dears..."

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Whilst I agree wholeheartedly about "it doesn't work", I don't think that failing to respond to certain phrases that are written by non-native English speakers would be particularly helpful. Whilst I am sure you are joking, let's just consider for a moment how these things come to be.

    "I need a code" may be written that way simply because the indefinite article is used in the speaker's native tongue where we would use the partitive article, or it is just a guess on their part. "Dears" is just a translation of "habibi" and its variants, an Arabic word that is a term of endearment used frequently by both sexes, and would probably better translate as "friends" or "mates" or even "team" in the context of these forums. And, finally, please let us not forget that these people's command of English, however poor it may be, is usually infinitely better than our (native English speakers') command of their language.

    So, discrimination based on the member's command of English, however irritating we may find it, is not something that I would entertain, even in jest.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Pfff, Ali your explanation is much too complex for my limited brain

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by BellyGas View Post
    Can we auto delete posts that contain:

    "I need a code..." (however, "I need some code..." is perfectly acceptable).

    "it doesn't work..."

    "Dears..."
    In some places where English is spoken, "code" is not a mass noun like it is in the U.S. (and I suppose the U.K.). A mass noun is a word like "water" that represents a blob of something that doesn't have a discrete quantity, so we say "some code" the way we say "some water." In some places it is a singular noun that is a synonym for "program" (or "programme" if you prefer )--we would say "a piece of code." It would be unfair to discriminate based solely on that usage.

    "Dears" may seem odd to our ears but as Ali says I usually see this from posters from Arabic-speaking countries. My wife is Egyptian and everybody calls everybody habibti or habibi (f. and m.) and it is usually translated as "dear" but used much more casually and profusely in those cultures than we actually use "dear" (IME they are generally more demonstrative than we repressed westerners are).

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Hear, hear, Ali!

    I work with it. Some posters whose native language isn't English do a lot better job posting than some of the rest of us.

    I do think it is important to know from what country a poster is posting, since regional settings DO matter in some cases. Also I like to know whether I am dealing with Brit-speak, Aussie English or Brooklynese (my native language).

    When I detect that someone may have difficulty with English, I tailor my response. I try not to use colloquialisms and I try to use simple declarative sentences that I hope are easy to translate.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by 6StringJazzer View Post
    My wife is Egyptian and everybody calls everybody habibti or habibi (f. and m.) and it is usually translated as "dear" ...
    At first glamce, I thought you said "Hobbit" - I can live with being called that although I am a bit tall for the part.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    OK time for a serious post. I promised I would collect the collective wisdom and consolidate it in one post. The attached word document is my attempt. I am still open to comments and edits.
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    you spelled the document name wrong LOL

    Unless you are fairly certain what is causing the problem, state the problem and don’t beg for a specific solution.
    I'd suggest you rephrase this -- it assumes the reader knows the phrase "begging the question", and if they don't, it seems... kinda rude? Maybe explicitly point out that it's a known-and-named fallacy?

    I dunno if it's a good way to say it exactly, but I think most of the time, titles are better off without any verbs in them. "Need Help" is perfectly useless because it's like, yea, that's why you started a thread in the first place, it's practically the same as titling your thread "this is a thread".

    But then in all your examples, you leave "help" dangling on the front even thou we know that implicitly just from it being a new thread in the "Help" section.
    "I need help with VBA form-filling" as a complete sentence.
    The only part that needs to be in the title is "VBA form-filling", like that.


    It might be good to have a list of Popular Subjects, which people have trouble with:
    Boolean Logic (If, And, Or)
    Conditional Formatting
    Timesheets LOL
    Lookups
    And then say "if your question is one of these, call it that, and then describe the particular bit you're stuck on."


    If you're going to push adding a workbook, then I think it might help to add that you shouldn't post just a workbook, where the post says "see attached workbook for problem"? That's trouble in a different direction. And I feel like "include a workbook" and "include good data" have a ton of overlap, maybe acknowledge that?




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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Thanks for the comments. As I said, I am open to editing. I will see how to work this in. I especially like your suggestion of leaving "need help with" out of subjects. It can be safely assumed that's why one is here. Also it leaves more "real estate" to describe the issue.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by dflak View Post
    OK time for a serious post. I promised I would collect the collective wisdom and consolidate it in one post. The attached word document is my attempt. I am still open to comments and edits.
    Good set of recommendations. To the bit about good titles I would add something like

    For example, don’t say “Need VLOOKUP formula for two values” because the solution is going to be an array formula with INDEX/MATCH. Say, “Need to match values in two columns”.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    reginal settings
    Please explain



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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Regional Settings. I need to requisition skinnier fingers.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by ben_hensel View Post
    It might be good to have a list of Popular Subjects, which people have trouble with:
    Boolean Logic (If, And, Or)
    Conditional Formatting
    Timesheets LOL
    Lookups
    And then say "if your question is one of these, call it that, and then describe the particular bit you're stuck on."
    I think these are good ideas, but I think that each area deserves a separate post and then this document can cross reference the links. I can include something like, "If you are experiencing a problem in one of these areas, check out these links."

    Anyway, the revised edition is attached.
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    It's not strictly true to say that you have to use an array formula with INDEX/MATCH in order to lookup against two values - you could concatenate the two sets of data in the lookup table, and then it's just:

    =VLOOKUP(value1&value2,revised_table, ... etc.

    Also, "Doesn't work" should not only apply to code.

    On a more general note, I have thought for some time that it would be useful to have a "How To ..." thread, that regular contributors could link to. The kind of topics that could be included could be:

    How To ...

    Change the title of your thread
    Mark your thread as Solved
    Include Code Tags around the code in a post
    Attach a file to a Post
    Show your Appreciation
    Send a Private Message
    Update your profile
    Use the Search facility on this site.

    and so on...

    Some of these used to be included in the Forum Rules thread that Simon put together many years ago, but have since disappeared. We have an FAQ menu option at the top of the page, which I feel is the natural home for some of these (and the "How to write good questions" doc as well), but that hasn't been updated all the time that I've been a member here.

    What do others think?

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    After "Reading the Rules," posting a good subject is the next most important thing. I seem to be able to do a decent enough job of it myself, but darn, if I can't come up with good examples or in this case, bad examples.

    I think what I need to do is look at what is posted, pick the best and worst, change the wording enough to make them "anonymous" so we don't pick on anyone and maybe go from there.

    Pete, re: Your Suggestions on How To: aren't these in the canned replies? At least some of them are.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    DISCLAIMER: Yes, I'm joking. No, really, I am.


    Dears,

    I need a code with conditional format that highlights a row that clearly states: We expect the whole world to speak English because we won and winners don't learn losers languages, we just shout at them with sign language until they get the idea. #HowToTeachEnglish #ColonialismAtItsBest

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    If Americans had to speak a different language every time they crossed a state border, then they would probably be multi-lingual too. However when the predominant language for 1,000 miles around is English, there is little incentive to learning another language. I once had fluency in French, but when I moved too far from Quebec to pick up the radio broadcasts, I lost it.

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by dflak View Post
    If Americans had to speak a different language every time they crossed a state border, then they would probably be multi-lingual too. However when the predominant language for 1,000 miles around is English, there is little incentive to learning another language.
    Have you ever heard a New Yorker try to talk to a Alabaman?

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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    Quote Originally Posted by 6StringJazzer View Post
    Have you ever heard a New Yorker try to talk to a Alabaman?
    Ya'll. (LOL )
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    You only need to go an hour up the road in the UK to have difficulty understanding each other! Scousers and mancs are next door to each other for example, but they may as well speak different languages!

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    Less so nowadays, though, Kyle. Television has had a rather homogenising effect on accents over the past 25 years, with American and Aussie (the 'Neighbours' effect) inflections beginning to enter into British dialects (e.g. the way that we now all turn statements into questions by raising the tone of voice towards the end of the phrase - this came as a direct result of Aussie soaps flooding British TV in the 80s). That and the fact that so many of our young people go away to university nowadays, which is a place where accents are known to become flattened. It won't be very long before the really heavy and localised vocabulary laden dialects die out completely - we are a couple of generations away from that. It's sad in a way, but that's how language develops. It does not stand still.
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    Re: A bit of advice on writing good questions

    McCartney was repeating " She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" at home with the other Beatles.
    Coming out of the room he asked his dad :"How do you like it"
    Dad answered: "It's quite nice, but couldn't you make it a bit more English like :"She loves you, yes, yes, yes..." ?

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    I'm a Noo Yawker (Brooklyn actually) - on my first trip south of the Mason-Dixon line in 1970, I found that I had to "pull my mouth out of afterburner." I had a tendency to speak at a rate of about 120 words per minute with gusts up to 150. I had to slow down by 50%.

    Since then I have been all over the world to places where English is supposedly the main language. Of those places, the one that I had the most difficulty with was Australia. However, I've not been to Scotland yet. I do decent Brit-speak in that I have relatives that live in Ireland, and although they do not admit it, their language is very similar. For example, I've learned that "half six" is not three despite what I learned in grade school and I do know the difference between a boot and a bonnet.

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    I've learned that "half six" is not three despite what I learned in grade school


    You should have seen the expression on my English friends' faces when I told them my wife worked for Fannie Mae.

    I dated a woman from Trinidad for a while and when she talked to her family--in English--I could not understand a word any of them said.

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    OMG, some this stuff is funner than anything in the joke thread...

    And as others have voice already, one of the worst replies to a helping post is... I tried it, but it doesn't work. It can take a few back-and-forth posts before we clear up what exactly is (or isn't) happening.
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    My favorite "Doesn't work" story is from an apocryphal list of items from repair logs at Qantas that has been going around the Internet for years and was passed from photocopier to photocopier before that:

    Ticket from pilot: "Something loose in cockpit"
    Repair report from technician: "Tightened something"

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    @6StringJazzer, yeah that list is hilarious.

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