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    They won't go back home. They heard that all violent crimes occur within 3/4 miles from home.
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    Re: The Joke Thread

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    No daughters ... just 6'5" 252 lb behemoth mercenary killers landing in S.A. at this moment.


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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Moderation Note: That last Joke was unfair discrimination against Blonde Ladies.
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    Re: The Joke Thread

    LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kudos Doc !

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    just 6'5" 252 lb behemoth mercenary killers landing in S.A. at this moment.
    Yep, aware of that, I bribed them with a dollar to deliver your head to me, and to top it all they offered me a 50% discount to bring Doc's head along!

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    Winon: You've reached a new low.

    This is my last comment on this topic.

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    It doesn't make them "bad persons"

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    For Winon & co.

    In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves. They took it out to different countries for a test.

    U.S.A: in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
    UK: in 30 minutes it caught 30 thieves;
    Spain: in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
    Uganda: in 10 minutes it caught 80 thieves;
    Nigeria: in 7 minutes it caught 200 thieves,
    South Africa: in 5 minutes the machine was stolen, while the engineers operating the machine were kidnapped!

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    HA !

    Take THAT .. Winon !!!

    Thank you Arkadi !

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    heyyyy why you gotta be picking on my country-man buddy winon?
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    Thank you Arkadi,

    We seem to slipping up. 5 Minutes is waaay off standard, is it a typo on your side?, because it should be no longer than 5 Seconds!

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    @ Winon lol

    Some Canadian humour:

    Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
    A: Canadian.

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    You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.

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    mozahist: O-o, hurt me!!!
    sadist: NO!

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    @Arkadi

    What did you say, A?
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