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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Arkadi View Post
    An elderly couple talk in the evening:

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    Her: “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”

    Him: “And that helps?”

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

    One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Arkadi View Post
    What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

    One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
    ouch!!
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