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    Quote Originally Posted by Winon View Post
    For 80 minutes the Rand was stronger than the Pound!
    And then your leaders stuck their finger in the money pot and everything went back to normal ?

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    And then your leaders stuck their finger in the money pot and everything went back to normal ?
    You may or may not believe it but they read it as 80 months, to leave us worse off.
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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Is that a reflection of SA's rugby glories... or the dreadful Brexit omnishambles in the UK???
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    One day a young boy asked his father : "Dad ... what's the funniest thing you can think of?"

    His father thought for a few moments then replied : "All the politicians running as Democrats in the 2020 Presidential Race."

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    One day a young boy asked his father: "Dad ... who's the funniest demented person you can think of?"

    His immediately reply: Logit

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    @ Glenn Kennedy,

    Make no mistake, we have great respect for the Irish Rugby team! No need to blame the dreadful Brexit omnishambles in the UK, since I fail to see how it could affect Englands' Rugby team, or am I missing something somewhere?

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    @ xladept,

    And what are you looking at Orrin?

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    @ Logit,

    Now, don't you dare to get nasty with me old Buddy!

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    @ Tjaart - I was trying to fathom what you're talking about - I gave up.
    BTW - How are you doing? old buddy?
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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Winon, congrats to you guys on the RWC win, I was rooting for England, but after watching even 10 mins in, it was clear they did not deserve to win.
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    " BTW - How are you doing? old buddy? "

    Well .. I notice everyone has you pegged correctly. OLD !

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    A man just died
    At his funeral, the priest speaks very highly of him:
    " A fine husband, a good Christian, an exemplary father..."
    The widow leans towards her son and whispers :
    "Go check the grave to see if it's really your father"...
    You really don't have to give me rep points for moderating. It's part of the job. Keep rep points for those who find solutions

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe Le Mokko View Post
    A man just died
    At his funeral, the priest speaks very highly of him:
    " A fine husband, a good Christian, an exemplary father..."
    The widow leans towards her son and whispers :
    "Go check the grave to see if it's really your father"...
    I love such black kind of humor

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    Re: The Joke Thread

    Friend : You will have to learn to say NO!
    Friend : Let's have a beer ?
    The drunk: Why not?

    I hope i've have translated this correctly.
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    I drink to drown my sorrows... But the damn things learned to swim.

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