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    Deep thoughts

    a vba coders wife asks him to go to the shop "get a loaf of bread,if they have eggs get a dozen" the coder comes back with 12 loaves
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    LOL! Something I would do!
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    Re: vba coding

    If Long John Silver's parrot should cry “Pieces of seven” would that be a parroty error?

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    And then there's the blonde who, when she was told that 90% of all crime happens within a 3/4 mile radius of your home, moved
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    re: sausages... maybe.

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Actually Jerry, there are only 3 kinds of people...those who can count, and those that can't
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    re: sausages... maybe.

    there are some people who change titles for no reason!

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    Re: vba coding

    Quote Originally Posted by xladept View Post
    And then there's the blonde who, when she was told that 90% of all crime happens within a 3/4 mile radius of your home, moved
    Then there is this,


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    re: sausages... maybe.

    They should rethink the Daylight Savings Time as the extra hour of Sun burns my grass!

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by martindwilson View Post
    there are some people who change titles for no reason!
    I don't get this joke

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Jerry changed the title of the thread

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle123 View Post
    Jerry changed the title of the thread
    aaaaaaaaaand you didn't get mine :D

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Nope, I guess not

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    just sayin..if in the water cooler you call a thread sausages then post about formula 1,what does it matter?,you dont have to look at it if you dont want,

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    re: sausages... maybe.

    Assuming more jokes.

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    Re: sausages... maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by martindwilson View Post
    ..if in the water cooler you call a thread sausages....
    Title changed accordingly......
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    Re: sausages... maybe.

    The forum is down again, I can't seem to change the title to what I thinks fits! LOL

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    Re: sausages... maybe.

    now the burning question is.. prick or not to prick before cooking?

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    Re: sausages... maybe.

    or, if you smoke them....which end is best to light?

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    Re: Deep thoughts

    Light the bitten off end

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    Re: sausages... maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by FDibbins View Post
    or, if you smoke them....which end is best to light?
    That sounds like a question for Cheech and Chong.
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    Re: Deep thoughts

    lol tony, could be. ....up against the wall!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Deep thoughts

    Poosh the car??

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