I don't know where you get your Excel knowledge, but I would write a pretty fat check to have it. Sorry bro, I never took a class so I have no idea what you are talking about. I have been using formulae gleaned from here and tweaking them to make them work for new projects. I just cannot access the formulae right now. Is there a possibility showing me an example with the file I uploaded? If not, is OK too. Not trying to put you out.
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