Not sure if this goes beyond the realm of acceptable political correctness but I thought I’d start a humorous thread where humorous fictitious examples of bad posts are presented. Include your favorite pet peeves; Who knows, this might qualify as a link on “What not to do” for new posters.

First Post:
The Nebulous Problem

Okay, I have a bunch of data and when I try to apply my formula to it, it doesn’t work but it used to work but that was on a different system and with different data. Now I’m on the new system and my data is completely different. Can anyone help me?

I guess I should explain more. In my first column I have these numbers and I want them to match these other numbers that I have. Then I want “Yes” or “No” to pop up. If it's yes, then multiply by 2, if it's no, then subtract 2.

ChemistB