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Thinking of self-banning myself coz i've posted many time here today..
Thinking of self-banning myself coz i've posted many time here today..
mmm, confusing, have I broken the forum??Originally Posted by ChemistB
Saarang84 - banned from self-banning 'coz once banned you can't be here to ban the banner before you and I think you need a mobius strip for that...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMVNrxDQ5ZA
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Banned because I went crosseyed looking at this.Saarang84 - banned from self-banning 'coz once banned you can't be here to ban the banner before you and I think you need a mobius strip for that
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Banned for putting too much though into the banning
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Banned for misspelling "thought", I think
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Don't you pull their legs off first?
Yes, I know, I'm banned...
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Banned for having way too much time on your hands if you're actually counting this.
Blane is banned because he willingly banned me while knowing that banning is in fact silly, which makes him willingly silly and knowing it too.
Chemist is banned for being cheeky, using anagrams and for ranking the banners
Dom is banned for pulling Australian legs and self-banning himself
Banning everyone else for not banning me for the banning quotes..
Banned for tautology.
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Banned for using a word I didn't know and had to look up.
Banned:
to prohibit, forbid, or bar; interdict: to ban nuclear weapons; The dictator banned all newspapers and books that criticized his regime.
Banned for being...ummm...an intelligent donkey.
Would you have preferred 'pleonasm'?
Yes, that's much better. Thank you.
Banned for breaking the thread rules... 3 of the last 4 posts failed to ban the prior respondent.
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banned for telling me what to do and I am preemptively banning the next reply
Last edited by blane245; 10-12-2010 at 07:36 AM.
Banned for preemptive banning!
Banned for playing in a Band.
Banned for playing in a Band = Banded!
And if a person in a Band got Banded for dropping a Tuba on their foot, then they may have also have got Bandaged!
Last edited by chuckchuckit; 10-11-2010 at 04:57 AM.
Band Aged - is that the new name for Mick Jagger?
chuckchuckit - banned for not recycling
And if someone rode to Band practice on their horse before they got Banned or Banded from Band, hopefully their horse is Branded. Not sure if that is Absolute, but it definitely is Relative.
Because if they got Banned for playing in a Band which made them Banded, or because they were Band Aged just because of who they are, they might still be able to find their Branded horse if it got stolen by someone wearing a Bandero while they were at Band practice.
Not sure if that is Relative, but the Absolute is: “Don’t drop your Tuba”. Because even if you are then Bandaged or Band Aged, you might still get the guy who stole the Branded horse claiming it is his horse before it was Branded because the horse recognizes the Bandero he wears. Then that might cause the old time Bandera guy named Bandini (who tends to Bandy when he walks) claiming he knows the Bandwidth of the horses’ whinny, so it really belongs to him. He also claims his horse is not a Bandicoot.
No “Do While Loop” allowed if that happens, only ”With” statements having imbedded Bandwidths will then apply concerning any Branded horses from Banded Bandaged (or Band Aged) Band members With or without Branded horses not whinnying recognizable Bandwidths for old Bandera Band members Bandying about not wearing a Bandero.
P.S. Programming affects a persons’ Relative statements, only if you don’t play in a Band. Now where did my Ukulele go...? Oh No! It’s on the horse being chased by a Band of Bandicoots!!
Last edited by chuckchuckit; 10-12-2010 at 07:09 PM.
Banning myself for almost falling asleep while stepping into my code and while typing this.
banning mordred just to keep my count of banned posts up
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banned for struggling to keep it up
banned for considering it a struggle
touche
banned for touching
Banning mordred, Martin and Charlie for banning themselves continuously
Banning Saarang84 because it's Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays
JulieM is banned because he couldn't ban Thursdays and is getting hanged on Thursdays
Banning Saarang84 coz i haven't banned anyone for 4 days
Banning Martin coz he has not banned anyone for 4 days and having a rotating rose for his avatar
Banning Saarang because he had the last post... Simple
Banned!
resurrecting a 10 month old thread......
I'm banning Daddy Longlegs for flying around my bedroom the other night, which made my wife complain until I was forced to get out of my warm, comfy bed and kill him with PED (which is ideal for this purpose, BTW)
Andrew-R, banned for squishing daddylonglegs!
also banned for use of Performance-enhancing drugs
martin, I'm banning you for not banning the last poster as per thread rules
drat curses those dodgy rules!
Banning Martin for cursing the rules
Im banning Inayat because....Inayat Bunglawala (Inayats namesake) looks like Mr Bean
http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/inayatbunglawala
Inayat Bunglawala is the founder and chair of Muslims4UK, a group set up to celebrate the UK's democratic traditions and promote active Muslim engagement in our society. Inayat also blogs at Inayat's Corner
Last edited by Blake 7; 09-12-2011 at 05:50 PM.
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Blake, there are so many reasons to ban you after that.......
I'll plump for the first Mr Bean sighting at Excelforum.......no hold on a minute - I searched and we do have a member using that moniker.....I wonder if it's really him...........
Banning DDL for searching for Mr. Bean
Banning Inayat for trying to fool us into believing that SHE is a bloke. Inayat = Taniya. I fell for that once before in Thailand!!! never again bucko...... "you is a woman"
Banned for being a deviant
Banning Blake for thinking I am a chick... My name is Inayat and as evident from your last post Inayat is a guy's name
Banning me, banning you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Banning me, banning you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time we're through
Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
Banning me, banning you
It's the best I can do
banning Blake and inayat (aka tanyia) for privatization of banning thread.
Banning Zbor for not banning Blake for quoting ABBA.
(now that song will be in my head for the next 3 days. Urghh! Xtra ban for Blake !)
Banning teylyn for having ABBA in your head for 3 days.
Banning Mordred - sorry mate (top bloke n all that) until I can decide whether to watch Hanna, Hereafter or the Lincoln Lawyer tonight or until the recently elusive Donkeyote gets his a$$ back on the boards!
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