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    Functional Poetry

    T'is odd.
    Days count if sorrows are
    As fixed as in
    Imaginary degrees





    Hope someone can do a bit better.

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    Re: Functional Poetry

    I built a formula by using INDEX/MATCH
    But monkey threw in it a wrench
    And now formula no longer works
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    Re: Functional Poetry

    Confidence iserror,
    iseven imaginary.
    complex growth;
    Imreal
    Impower

    -Kurt Small
    Remember what the dormouse said
    Feed your head

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    Re: Functional Poetry

    One more

    SECONDs, MINUTEs, HOURs
    Rolled up in DAYs and MONTHs and YEARs
    CONVERT IMAGINARY DOLLARs
    For better RATE of PMTs

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    Re: Functional Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by romperstomper View Post
    Confidence iserror,
    iseven imaginary.
    complex growth;
    Imreal
    Impower

    -Kurt Small
    Wonderful!

    (P.S. You're allowed to split functions for poetic (!) licence, if you want. So "I'm real", etc. Or as in my "...count if sorrows are as..." - COUNTIFS/OR/ROWS/AREAS)
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    Re: Functional Poetry

    Good stuff, AlKey! But I was wanting nothing but Excel functions!!

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    Re: Functional Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by XOR LX View Post
    Good stuff, AlKey! But I was wanting nothing but Excel functions!!
    That wasn't clear to me. I was looking at your example:

    "sorrows", "are", "As", "in"

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    Re: Functional Poetry

    Quote Originally Posted by AlKey View Post
    That wasn't clear to me. I was looking at your example:

    "sorrows", "are", "As", "in"
    T'is odd.
    Days count if sorrows are
    As fixed as in
    Imaginary degrees


    (T/ISODD/DAYS/COUNTIFS/OR/ROWS/AREAS/FIXED/ASIN/IMAGINARY/DEGREES)

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