Forum Rules

[contaminated]

I saw arturbr have translated Forum Rules into Dutch language. Inspired by this, I translated Forum Rules into Russian, Turkish and Azeri. Turkish and Azeri not ready yet, but will be soon. I would like to post Forum Rules Russian version here. To mods: hope this can be useful in the future))

[royUK]

Thanks for this. I'll add it later

[Cheeky Charlie]

Why did I try to read this?

[royUK]

Google translate!

[dominicb]

Why did I try to read this?

I don't know, but I did too.
And then asked myself the same question

DominicB

[Cheeky Charlie]

and people think we're clever...

[teylyn]

Not only does Contaminated have a very good grasp of English. He also seems to command Russian, Turkish and his mother tongue, Azerbi.

For anyone here who thinks bi-lingual is great:

Way to go.

[Andrew-R]

For anyone here who thinks bi-lingual is great:

Bi-lingual is the goal to shoot for when we manage to get to the majority of requests for help posted by people who have at least managed to become monolingual.

Plz help i has an errar wen i use a fromula too ad won to sell A1.

[contaminated]

Google translate!

It is not Google translate. Yes I used Google. But Google Translate is not able to construct a sentence correctly. For example you teylyn, try to translate any long sentence from German into English, or vice versa. Will you get correct translation? Think no. Are you? Or arturbr... from Dutch... think he'd get the same result.

And to all.

Don't know if you know or not, but Azerbaijan was the part of USSR for a long time. In our schools a pupil can choose the language to study. I chose Russian.. My mom doesn't know russian, she understands, but can't speak. . And she wasn't able to be employed, to find any job in factory or anywhere else because of ignorance of the Russian language. Every parent, want to give things, that they didn't have. She, like everyone, couldn't even imagine that the biggest country in world would be collapsed in a few days. Thus, she wanted us (me & my little brother) to know Russian at a high level. Now we know. I went to russian-spoken school, where I studied 11 years. Institute was on Russian as well.

English is my third language. Yes, I feel difficulties... but I try overcome them. I think I made many mistakes while I was typing this post. And sorry for that. I try to improve my English... I really try...bear with me)))

@ Roy. Be sure, this is the neat translaion of Forum Rules.. And I don't care if you add this file on this page. I just wanted just to do something for this board.

FYI. Azeri is my native. This language is very close to turkish. It's so close.that, people from turkey understand us w/o any

[Cheeky Charlie]

I think Roy meant Google translate for me, contaminated.

[martindwilson]

i don't understand people from up north ! is there a yorkshire version(or north of watford come to that) translation?

[martindwilson]

ive made a start
tyke
1. use concise, accurate thread titles. thy post title should describe thy problem, not thy anticipated solution. use terms appropriate ta eur google search. poor thread titles, li' please 'elp, urgent, need 'elp, formuleur problem, code problem, 'n need advice will be addressed accordin teur t' op's experience int' forum: if theur av less than 10 posts, expect (an' respon' to) eur request ta change thy thread title. if theur av 10 or mooar posts, expect thy post ta be locked, sa theur can start eur new thread wi' an appropriate title.
scouse
.1. use concise, accate thread titles. yer post title should describe yer problem, not yer anticipated solution. use tims appropriate ter a gewgle search. skint thread titles, like please ellp, gent, need ellp, formula problem, code problem, and need advice wul be addressed accord'n ter de op's experience in de forum: if yous 'uv less than 10 posts, expect (and respond ter) a request ter change yer thread title. if yous 'uv 10 er more posts, expect yer post ter be locked, so yous tinnie start a nicked thread wi' an appropriate title.
geordie
1. use concise, accurate threed titles. yor post title shud describe yor problem, neet yor anticipated solution. use terms appropriate tuh a google search. scrattor threed titles, leek please help, urgent, nee't help, formula problem, code problem, an' nee't advice will be addressed accordin tuh the op's experience in the forum: if yee hev less than 10 posts, expect (and respond to) a request tuh change yor threed title. if yee hev 10 or mare posts, expect yor post tuh be locked, see yee gan start a new threed wi' an appropriate title.
and for you barbarians north of Hadrian's wall
1. use concise, accurate threid titles. yer post title shoods describe yer problem, nae yer anticipated solution. use terms appropriate tae a google search. puir threid titles, loch please help, urgent, need help, formula problem, code problem, an' need advice will be addressed accordin' tae th' op's experience in th' forum: if ye hae less than 10 posts, expect (ain respond to) a request tae change yer threid title. if ye hae 10 ur mair posts, expect yer post tae be locked, sae ye can start a new threid wi' an appropriate title.

[ChemistB]

I took 2 years of French and 2 years of Spanish in school and can't speak in either. I speak acerbic, does that count?

[Cheeky Charlie]

Brummie:
1. Yowze concise, accurrrate thread tartles. yower post tartle should describe yower problem, not yower anticiperted solowtion. Yowze terms appropriate to a google surch. puwer thread titles, lark please 'elp, uergent, need 'elp, formuleur problem, cowde problem, an' need advice will be addressed accordin' tow Ow Pay's experience in forum: if yowse 'ave layss than 10 powsts, expect (an' respond tow) a request to change yower thread title. if yowse 'ave 10 owr mower posts, expect yower post tow be locked, so yow can start a new thread with an appropriate tartle.

[DonkeyOte]

"OwPay's experience" ... brilliant stuff !

[Domski]

Being almost a Brummie and living in Yorkshire I can help any of you from south of Watford Gap if any translation is required ;-)

I speak French enough to have a broken conversation but that's about the limit of my language skills, including computer languages.

Dom

[teylyn]

Austreylian/New Zulland
Yer post does not comploi wuth Rule 1 of our Forum RULES. Yer post toitle shud eccurately and concoisely descroibe yer problem, not yer enticipeted solution. Use tuhms eppropriate to a Google search. Poor thread toitles, loike Please Hilp, Ergent, Need Hilp, Formula Problem, Code Problem, and Need Advoice, ey! will be eddressed eccording to the OP's ixperience in the forum: If you hev liss than tin posts, ixpect (and rispond to) a riquest to chenge yer thread toitle. If you hev 10 or more posts, ixpect yer post to be locked, so you cin start a new thread wuth en eppropriate toitle.
To chenge a Toitle on yer post, click IDIT then Go Edvanced end chenge yer toitle, ef 2 days hev passed ask a moderator to do et for you.

[Andrew-R]

Is there room for a Geordie version?

Howay, man, gizza clue with ya thread titles, like, or else we dinna ner what yer takkin about.